I was thinking that Jenks should become the 200th subscriber, and kill you, because he is your friend. Sort of like George killing Lenny in Of Mice and Men. But that's a lot of guilt to put on someone...at least until you come back to life again. It's starting to look like Mystery Dinner Theater. Which YouTuber will be the murderer?

If I unsubscribe now, and then become subscriber 200, will I be responsible for your next death? Just asking...

I justed phoned to Santa
He was laughing pretty hard
GOD don't mind my little banter
What counts is to be good at heart

I really don't know what to say other then I am alive and "well". Katherine is also alive, well, and big. That, and she smells like poo. I am working on explaining "what the haps is." Yes, I do use humour to cover up my emot...oh, sweet baby jesus. Your Englishness has rubbed off on me. I actually added a u to a word that does'nt have one. Shit.

Making fun of Jesus
fills me with disgust
if you were not such a good bloke
I'd turn you into dust

Rob was pretty tired
He closed his eyes in peace
Asleep, though, he got wired
10.000 volt melt him like cheese

How've you been?

sweet spam there Rob.

That's old age creeping up on you.
Ar least you can remember you've eaten.
I have to write my meals down on pieces of paper.
Then I get confused and eat the paper.
I hope you have a top week.

Hello.
How's your day?