I was feeling a bit depressed so I tried to OD on Chinese 5 spice. I survived but I have appauling gustypumps. What I wouldn't give to be able to force your head under the sheets tonight.

Ben darling, I'm not homeless... hooray! Is ya pleased for us? Check out the view from my bedroom window, it reminds me of Hereford - the orchards and that. It's the view you'd have if I were bumming you. I'd close the blinds though so maybe not.

we got the same name, (twilight zone music)

I like you bg, its awsome!!

Hey Ben you finally got around to redecorating your shed. See you've gone for simple, classic and sunny. You fuckin' ponce. Here's a song, "I've been missing you more than words can say. I've been thinking about it everyday".
Might be homeless soon. Feel sorry for me you oily fucker.
btw, how come you stopped telling people you're from Hereford on your blurb? Finally realised that Hereford is nothing to shout about. Took your fuckin' time. I knew before the train had stopped hissing. cunts!

ever tasted that tropicana orange? rather pleasant. feel much bertter now. i farted and a burst of oily liquid came out. it didn't smell or anything but i threw the undies away all the same. it was like olive oil. if it happens again i might try frying something in it... and egg or somethin'. if that works i'll see if i can get enough to run the lawn mower for a bit.

we's ill benny boy. bad pie. it hurts just to look at the screen.

confident.. cocky... lazy... dead.

Hi, what´s up? Wanna be friends? He can you sub my videos too?

Really funny vids man XD

Hey, you were the first person to comment on my channel!