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Favorite band: The Black Keys
Favorite movie: The Big Lebowski
Favorite book: Lord of the Flies
Favorite drink: White Russian
Favorite artist: Marcel Duchamp
Favorite female: Olivia Newton-John
Favorite food: General Tso's MSG ROCKS
Favorite website: www.wwtdd.com
Favorite tv show: LOST or Weeds
Favorite sexual position: London Bridge
Favorite talk show host: Conan O'brien
Favorite animal: The crab
Favorite smell: Beer breath on a female
Favorite holiday: St. Patrick's Day
Favorite name for my penis: The Bishop
Favorite day of the week: Monday
Favorite fruit: Mango
Favorite breakfast food: Eggs
Favorite candy: Twizzler
Favorite brand of condom: Lifestyles
Favorite cartoon character: Pepe Lepu
Favorite Seinfeld character: Uncle Leo
Favorite female body part: Ankles
Favorite lifeguard: David Hasselhof
Favorite wine: Cabernet Savignon