"YES WE CAN" vote for Obama! He's so hip and so cool! BUT...

1. No we can't mention his middle name.
2. No we can't win the war in Iraq.
3. No we can't expand oil exploration, drilling or refining.
4. No we can't build nuclear power plants.
5. No we can't stop Iran from building nuclear weapons.
6. No we can't employ terrorist profiling techniques at airports.
7. No we can't question the patriotism of neo-communist radicals and terrorist sympathizers.
8. No we can't tolerate religious leaders who denounce homosexuality.
9. No we can't punish companies for knowingly hiring illegal aliens and conspiring with them to commit tax fraud and identity theft on an unprecedented scale.
10. No we can't build a security fence on our southern border.
11. No we can't deport people who've entered our country illegally.
12. No we can't allow a small percentage of social security funds to be held in individual retirement accounts.
13. No we can't reduce government spending, waste and corruption.
14. No we can't adopt a less complicated tax system that would help to expand the economy.
15. No we can't allow medical professionals and their patients to control the healthcare system.
16. No we can't fund technologically advanced weapons systems for our military.
17. No we can't tolerate free speech on talk radio.
18. No we can't allow the general public to determine the definition of marriage.
19. No we can't scrutinize the scientific evidence behind the man-made global warming hypothesis.
20. No we can't smoke cigarettes on private property.
21. No we can't fire Marxist teachers from institutions of higher learning who spew anti-American rhetoric in class and seek to erode the moral foundation of their students.
22. No we can't carry handguns for personal protection.
23. No we can't order foods that contain trans fats at our favorite restaurants.
24. No we can't impose the death penalty on unrepentant serial killers.
25. And no we can't remove from office judges who rewrite our Constitution from the bench.
26. Yes we can vote into the highest public office in the land a completely unqualified liberal activist just because he happens to be half black, but no we can't live as our forebears intended, with limited government interference in our lives, an expectation of equality under the law, and genuine pride in our country.

27. It is publicly acceptable to vote for Obama because he is half-black. Yet, we can't NOT vote for Obama BECAUSE he is half-black.

28. If you don't vote for Obama, you are automatically labeled as a 'racist'. THANKS To bryceh12321!