Born in a giant coffee tree, I was.
My parents abandoned by,
Discovered by juan valdez wondering in a stupor of caffeine induced hallucinations, I was. Yeesssssss.

If to me you subscribe,
Subscribe to you, I will.
Then come to your house and dig through your garbage and eat your coffee filters, I will.
I will. Yeesssssss.

Just ask these people:
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JordanRutledge01
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DailyToke
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Good people, they are.
With handful of chicory coffee I thank them.
To my channel they subscribed.
I now love them.
My scary friends, these are:
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Akatsuki3X
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I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!
Be my friend.I'll love you too.

Leave a comment on your channel, did I, hmm?
Me one back please leave.
Harmless,and slightly off kilter, I am.
I love eating coffee filters.
What you see all over my face, that is.
Type, I cannot type because of the coffee grinds.
My fingers on, hmm...Will you send me invite?
Love you long time if you do, will I.
I, be your scary friend, want to.
Make fun of me, do not!
Help the way I am, I cannot.
Scary, I yes, am,
But be your friend, want I to.
You invite me,will not you please will not, hmm?
To be your friend invite me.
All, to talk to now is fred, have I, to find good coffee he digs through garbage with me.
For me he also types when I get too much coffee grind on my fingers.
True,every bit of it, this is. Hmmmmmm.