Message from a fan!.....the design of your site is entirely too busy, difficult to read, sophmoric and defies easy navigation.
You're just another rank amateur with more pixels, bytes and graphics than sense. Your taste is in your ass.
The purpose of communication is to convey an idea or emotion, not overwhelm the reader with cheesy graphics and abysmal layout and design that defy comprehension.
If you must design such garbage, do it on an Etch-A-Sketch, away from public access.