carissarochelle
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I love to read your messages, so send some. I am not online all the time, so if i dont comment back like right after you do, i will when i get online the next time.So get over it!
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EMO POEM
Roses are Red,
Voilets are not,
unlike Preps,
Emos are hot
bootie shakein
heart breakin
mad hot
never stop
short skirt
luv to flirt
tight jeans
very mean
high class
nice ass
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Name: carissa
Age: 16
my new e-mail is
carissa-rochelle@live.com.com. you can e-mail me there too!
MY MYSPACE
http://www.myspace.com/lexi_ro chelle
Im 16 and i am in high school. my birthday is may 6th. i get along with like everyone.my mom lives in montana and my dad lives in nevada. so i go back and forth between them. I have two brothers. Dakota is 1.5 and lives in montana. devan is 12 and lives in nevada. I have one horse, two dogs, one fish, one turtle, and two cats.
i dont have any1 special in my life right now. i'm not sure if im single.lol.i hate it when guys get all jelous and stuff. So........ya!
.........and yes, i am still a virgin!
lolz
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YouTube family:
lil sis~KILLTHEANONYMOUS~MARSHMALL OWMEWMEW |
idc~EmoButLoveable
not sure~pitterxpaff
husband~d5i7uo6
boyfriend~rollercoasterfreak36
*If u want to be in my youtube family, just ask*
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City: butte
Hometown: butte
Country: United States
Occupation: school
University/College/School: sshs
Interests and Hobbies: I like to have fun, i wake board, tube,ride my quad, drive my jeep, and ya.
Films and Shows: I like to watch scrubs,degrassi, robot chicken, 2 and a half men,desprate housewives, and family guy. i like so many movies i cant name them all.i love scarry movies ALOT!!!
Music: I listen to pretty much anything and everything.
Books: no books, but hella funny story!
One day I met a sweet gentleman and
fell in love. When it
became apparent that we would marry, I made the
supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my
birthday, my car broke down on the
way home from work. Since I lived in the
countryside I called
my husband and told him that I would be late because I
had to
walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor
of
baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to
walk, I figured that
I would walk off any ill effects by the
time I reached home, so I stopped
at the diner and before I
knew it, I had consumed three large orders of
baked beans. All
the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the
gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me
and
exclaimed delightedly: 'Darling I have a surprise for
dinner
tonight!'
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at
the dinner
table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove
my
blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to
touch the
blindfold until he returned and went
to answer the call.
The baked
beans I had consumed were still affecting me and
the pressure was becoming
most unbearable, so while my husband
was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my
weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only
loud, but
it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk
in
front of a pulpwood mill. I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the
air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped
off three more.
The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!!!
Keeping
my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the
other room, I went on
like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable. When
eventually the telephone
farewells signaled the end of my freedom, I
quickly fanned
the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my
lap
and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and
pleased
with myself.
My face must have been the picture of innocence when
my
husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me
if I
had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I
had not.
At
this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner
guests seated
around the table chorused: 'Happy Birthday!'
I
fainted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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