Creator of small, silent video snapshots of thirty seconds or less (using a Kodak EasyShare C-300)... These are totally lacking any social, political or cultural significance; and often feature scenery, roads, moving trains and other sorts of plotless minutiae offered here as eye candy. Perhaps such scenes could be of passing interest to someone curious about (or already familiar with) the chosen venues.

"Boring." - narutofan9285, elsewhere in this site.

"His family gave him a digital camera, and now he seems to think he's Ken Burns or something. What WERE they thinking?" - Favorite barista, Laguna Beach, Calif.

"He always did have an undue fascination with that damn subway. Forty years later and so very far away, some things never change." - One-time high school girlfriend, Boston, Mass.

"He is the poster child for adult ADHD. A train goes by, and a guy on a bicycle goes by, and he apparently finds this interesting." - Someone at a party, Roseville, Minn.

"About what I would have expected, maybe less." Former high school classmate, Cambridge, Mass.

"Sound!!" - 747K, elsewhere in this site.

"So the waves on the Pacific Ocean are bigger than the waves on some lake in Minnesota. I knew that already." - Neighbor, address not disclosed.

"He's enormously creative, which is awful because he's enormously untalented." - Long-lost summer girlfriend, Chilmark, Mass.

"Don't point that thing at me." - Spouse, barely presentable, on her way to the bathroom.

"You could start a blog, too." - Stepdaughter, Camarillo, Calif.

"Have you taken your pill today?" - Guy in the mailroom at work.

"I'm sure he'll be in that crowd over on Camino Capistrano mooning the trains. Talk about your scenic videos... Yeesh!" - Overheard at dinner, Laguna Beach, Calif.

"Stay off the tracks, and don't fire your flash at the driver." - Transit police officer, Minneapolis, Minn.




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