One of the worst drag racing crashes ever.
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This one is quite embarassing, but it's too good not to post. This is woodsball with some
This one is quite embarassing, but it's too good not to post. This is woodsball with some co-workers (mostly), where it all went wrong.
I ran behind the enemy and took one of them out from behind. I was provided bad commummications, which lead me to kill a friendly, and then get completely flanked by the enemy. I did take 2 more out in the cross-fire though before I was pegged in the head/camera. :o
This was at Ultimate Paintball in Milton Ontario
Canada (close to Toronto).
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Star Wars gangsta rap lyrics:
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems
Star Wars gangsta rap lyrics:
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
The one who brings remorse to this fucking universe.
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
*Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap*
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, my, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!
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Edit: Heres a link to an extended and remastered version of this video.
http://media.p
Edit: Heres a link to an extended and remastered version of this video.
http://media.putfile.com/Youtube-Poop---Metal-Gear-AWESOME-f ixed
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This Youtube Poop was made by request from somebody who wishes to remain anonymous. It's alot better than my first attempt and I'm actually pretty proud of it (despite the fact it only took me a few hours to make). :S
Enjoy! :)
Note: Once again, there is a small amount of lag in the video, and a half a second cut off at the end.
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Inspired by TRMarios's "Snake vs. WeeGee" video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=m9iPhw478Ro
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The awesome "Metal Gear Awesome" series is copyrighted by the awesome Egoraptor...awesome.
Egoraptor's Newgrounds Home Page:
http://egoraptor.newgrounds.com/
Metal Gear Awesome 2:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/426712
The Many Faces of Egoraptor:
http://www.egoraptor.net
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Black Tide performs on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Alex Nunez is playing a Dean Guitar Razorback V.
Black Tide performs on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Alex Nunez is playing a Dean Guitar Razorback V.Alex also plays a Dean ML.
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Their new music video "Shockwave" off their debut album "Light From Above".
Check out
Their new music video "Shockwave" off their debut album "Light From Above".
Check out the Metal Mullisha crew for a House Party, Food Fights, Moto X and a thrashing good time before the cops break it up!
www.blacktidemusic.com
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Music: Slayer - Eyes of the Insane
Honors for This Video
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Music: Slayer - Eyes of the Insane
Honors for This Video:
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China Earthquake 7.8 [2008/05/12]
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