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Religion: If this [word] offends you, welcome to the world of sane and realistic critical thought. More harm has been done to the collective human psyche by religion than by all the fucking and cocksucking since the dawn of time. By the way, many religious people (including the ordained) fuck and suck each other's cocks all the time.

Religion is sort of like a lift in your shoes. If it makes you feel better, fine. Just don't ask me to wear your shoes.

When it comes to BULLSHIT...BIG-TIME, MAJOR LEAGUE BULLSHIT... you have to stand IN AWE, IN AWE of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion.

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.

The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.
Influences: This is a little prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Similar To: "Where do people think these politicians come from? They come from American parents and American families, American homes, American schools, American churches, American businesses and American universities, and they are elected by American citizens. This is the best we can do folks. This is what we have to offer. It's what our system produces: Garbage in, garbage out. If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders."
I want you to know, when it comes to believing in god- I really tried. I really really tried. I tried to believe that there is a god who created each one of us in his own image and likeness, loves us very much and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize...something is FUCKED-UP. Something is WRONG here. War, disease, death, destruction, hunger, filth, poverty, torture, crime, corruption and the Ice Capades. Something is definitely wrong. This is NOT good work. If this is the best god can do, I am NOT impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resume of a supreme being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently run universe, this guy would have been out on his all-powerful-ass a long time ago.
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Channel Comments (81)
 
VaticanRomanKnight | 03 July 2008
What's up? why you talk to Ferroman1 for he's a child molester. He also likes to fuck dead bodies. By the way misterassblister called you a 50 year old pedophile. I told him at least EL has a brain.
elperropatron | 03 July 2008
Gay-For-Pay servicer of old men below.

Sorry to hear about that 13 year old rejecting you. You probably scared him off with your day-glo orange fake tan. But you really shouldn't be trying to pick up 13 year olds anyway. They're much too smart for you.
TysonAE86 | 03 July 2008
dont know whats worst a 40+ year old sick fuck harasing children or been rejected by a 13 year old. lol
TysonAE86 | 03 July 2008
elperropatron | July 03, 2008 (Block User)
Since you're already orange, can I carve your empty head for Halloween?

Actually, nevermind, your face is fucked up enough, you're already a walking Jackoff O'Lantern But who cares, since your boyfriend spends most of the time looking at the back of your head anyway.
Ferroman1 | 03 July 2008
It is the guitarist of slipknot ^.^ Some people think it's me but.. naah that's not how a 14 year old looks, ( I think xD haha ) How are ya anyways? ^^
His name is Mick THompson btw!
CrumblyButGood | 02 July 2008
'Sup, el.
Read this guy's profile - DeistReality
Ugh... the guy capitalizes the 'm' in 'me' when he refers to himself..
Seriously, circular logic using asshat. Just... no.
If he believes god created everything and then stopped intervening, then why the hell does he worship it like a fundie.
I think I'mma have some fun tomorrow.. seriously, check it. This is a whole new breed of stupid.
TysonAE86 | 02 July 2008
elperropatron
If I give you a doll, can you show me where your uncles touched you as a young boy?

Pedophile in the making !!

LOL AT YOUR BG
TysonAE86 | 02 July 2008
elperropatron
Do you think anyone cares for your spray on tan and homo haircut? Go back to the bath house and get some more AIDS Juice pumped up your over-used asspipe, sissy.

Every comment you send me makes you look more n more a pedophile. hahahahhahah

LOL AT YOUR BG
TysonAE86 | 02 July 2008
elperropatron>> - Do you think anyone cares or believes the bunch of bullshit you keep preaching? Nope. so shut the fuck up and go back to your shithole illiterate dumb ass redneck trailer trash.

LOL, At your BG
CrumblyButGood | 02 July 2008
Hey, apparently I'm jewish too!
Wow, since someone said it, it MUST be true! Let's do a little jew dance and... circumcize something?
Umm... bagels? Oy vey? ... I own all the media - OH SHIT I SAID IT OUT LOUD *runs*
Run, el! The secret's out! Mind your kippah!
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