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Someone should have hung a sign around this MUM's neck, that read : DON'T MESS with my kid.

An eastern newspaper reported that a train in Bangladesh accidentally struck a calf elephant. The mother elephant apparently became upset over the incident, for a little while later another train came along and spotted the female standing in the middle of the track. Though the engineer blasted his horn, she would not budge. When the train came to a halt, she began butting it with her head! For fifteen minutes she hammered the engine, rendering it inoperable. Once satisfied, she walked off into the jungle, stranding two hundred passengers for five hours while they waited for a replacement engine!
Top 10 Greetings to a Telepath

A telepath has a completely different perspective on greetings received from normal people. All events, be they chance passing on the street, in a shop, in the workplace, etc. or as a part of directed social interaction invoke virtually identical responses from the other person internally, although the external manifestation varies somewhat. The unfortunate consequence for the telepath is that the internal response overwhelms and devastates the external response. I say unfortunate because, well, just have a look at the top 10 internal responses that they have to be subjected to all of the time...

1 Don't look. Just keep walking. Pretend not to be afraid.
2 Eeew.
3 Don't you ever get tired of being so ugly?
4 Oh my god, that psycho is looking at me. What am I going to do?
5 Eeeeeewwwww.
6 Do you make a habit of being the ugliest person in the room?
7 I hope that ugly son of a bitch doesn't start talking to me.
8 Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwooooo.
9 I sure am glad I don't look like that.
10 Got any spare change? (This one is nearly identical in the internal and external manifestations)
There you have it. Good thing normal people can't feel what telepaths think about them!


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