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halomerchant64
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Joined: 21 June 2007
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Greetings, strangas!

I am the halomerchant. Hello there. ^^

Well, if you are looking over at this box, then I guess you are expecting me to tell you about myself. Ehh, fine.

First off, im a HUGE gamer. If you are a gamer yourself, then chances are we'll get along just fine.

I play many games like: Mario, zelda, Halo, resident evil, timesplitters, tetris, etc....
Ok, im just gonna point this out. I wish I had a 360, but for now I have a regular xbox. Just wait, I'll get the money eventually.

I can be kind of.....eccentric at times, but I've been told im funny, and a good guy.

I like to make new friends, so if you want to be one let me know. Just be sure to....you know......formaly introduce yourself. I just dont randomly accept invites. xDD (no pedophiles, please.)

If there is anything you need (like someone to listen to ya, or just game advice), let me know, always glad to help.

Come back anytime!
Influences: Your mother.
Similar To: Uh.................
Interests and Hobbies: Playing games, good music, hanging with friends, and making people laugh.
Movies and shows: Anything comedy, action, or horror. (Family guy, V for vendetta, 300, etc.)
Books: Resident evil and Halo novels!
City: Halo
Hometown: Resident evil 4 city?
Country: United States
Website: http://halomerchant.deviantart.com/
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Channel Comments (1234)
Agente00Minina (1 day ago)
wow great ^^ i will have a wii... if i get good grades in my school D8
i havent played a PS2 :S they are very confusing to me xD


oh and yes, we wore uniforms, they are differents depending on the school. private schools use them more than in public ones (mine is a college, i use a white shirt and a green jacket (also green pants for sport >_>), if we dont bring them they wont let us enter to the school :S... but i can use normal clothes on friday :D

and there in USA students wear uniforms or not to often?
Agente00Minina (2 days ago)
hmmm i dont think so :S if i will always give them to another person, i rather have no pets while im living with my parents, it seems pets are too much problem to them. when i have my own home perhaps.
i'll take care of my fish and may be revive my old tamagotchi, it wont give problems (just to me jojojo) >:D
(anyway i miss her)

and how stuff have been there?
Agente00Minina (5 days ago)
oh poor perrito xD

well with my cat was different, she was just 1 year (and 6 months) old, but she started to act very weird so my parents decided to sent her with another person who would want her :(

just imagine, you just arrive from school and you see two strangas taking the being you love the most T.T... in a box! D:<

in a way i feel its my fault :S but i just hope she has fun wherever she is now...

my mom says her new house is a rancho and there're too many pollitos! :D i think she will be happy (trying to kill them xD)
Leon14356 (6 days ago)
sry the phone rang so i missed ur leaving the chat, so yea! ttyl! XD
Agente00Minina (1 week ago)
hahaha its ok xD

anyway your mistake wasnt as horrible as mine (when i said english instead of spanish Dx)


... jeremy i dont have my cat anymore :'(
Agente00Minina (1 week ago)
oh my i'll help you to pass the class xD
i'll teach you how to pronounce "burrito" right xD if you want... and correct all your mistakes xD:
the last mistakes you've made were: computerdora is computadora xD... and soy has bein... i think you was trying to say "estoy bien" xD, no?
Shayda121 (1 week ago)
HUNK's neck breaker is awesome! Especially in the village with those bella sisters. It really saves alot of ammo to just shoot them in the face a few times and break the neck >:)
vixlater (1 week ago)
^_____^

Now that I'm back I NEED TO PURCHASE THANGS XDDD
Agente00Minina (1 week ago)
oh fuck >_>

i meant

how long have you been studying SPANISH???

xD sorry
Agente00Minina (1 week ago)
wow genial! xD

i cant say our fish will be good friends, they probably will fight till death x_X

and... is the first time you study english?
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