sex is like math...
...u add the bed
...subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply!
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Girl : Do I ever cross ur mind?
Boy: No.
Girl : Do u like me?
Boy: Not really.
Girl : Do u want me?
Boy: No.
Girl : Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No.
Girl : Would u live 4 me?
Boy: No.
Girl : Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl : Choose -- me or ur life.
Boy: My life.
Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...
The reason u never cross my mind is becuz ur always on my mind.
The reason y I don't like u is becuz I love u.
The reason I don't want u is becuz I need u.
The reason I wouldn't cry if u left is because I would die if u left.
The reason I wouldn't live for u is becuz I would die 4 u.
The reason y I'm not willing to do anything 4 u is becuz I would do everything 4 u.
The reason I chose my life is becuz u R my life
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day) A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. ..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*.*
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roses r dead
violets r plucked
i hope u get fxxked
just because i do
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i am goin through a very tough time right now. i am very lonely. this sux!