Jaye©

PRODUCT RESTRICTIONS

The Jaye© is limited to FRIENDS ONLY -- all other access is denied. Emotional and sexual needs are NOT supported by this model.

USER MANUAL

Is compatible with most consoles, PSII, X-BOX and 360 --Once installed it will remain stationary and may only be manually removed.

Can act as partner in crime whilst on pub-crawl, although caution must be exercised -- Excessive intake of alcohol may result in loss of motor functions, technical difficulties and a giggling heap on the ground⁄floor.

Can be used in philosophical discussions in apropriate environment -- Need to be topped up with either tea or hot chocolate.

May be used as human shield during scary parts in horror films -- The Jaye© is unafraid and will protect you.

The Jaye© is safe around children, animals and plants.

MODES

The Jaye© comes with five modes
HIBERNATE
CHILL OUT
SOCIAL
SESSION
SKATE
The modes will occur at random and are non negotionable.

WARNING!

Avoid damaging the Jaye© at all times, this will result in heavy fines -- either, emotional or physical, complete with denied access.

The Jaye© does not obey orders as it comes fully downloaded with free will -- It will think, say and behave as it pleases independently of outer influences.

Excessive exposure is cautioned as product is addictive.

Avoid cold and rain -- product not waterproof.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

Comes complete with tattoos, piercings, headphones and a smile

NO REFUNDS!