Dear James,

Thank you first of all for your lovely entertainment!
Do you mind if I "confirm" a few things from you?
Things such as ... are you really a professor from Columbia Business School as the notes have stated?
I just think this parody is the coolest I've seen!
(and it'll be uber cool as well if it's true that you are a professor at a prestigious Uni such as Columbia!)
hahaha, cheers :) !

Marry Me.

Dude.. you can SING!.... man!...

can we see some more of that singing guy plssssss? :P

we'll be watching you, you made it better then sting!!

Dude quit studying - get a record deal.

I'll be watching you :)

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