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Joined: 11 December 2007
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I am a Muslim Extremist Teddy Bear named Mohammed. If you do not like my name, you can go have butt sex with a goat! I hate Team America and World Police because they are always "coming again, to save the mutherfucken day yeah". Durka Allah! Mohammed Jihad!
Name: Mohammed the Teddy Bear
I read the Q'uran and do whatever it says. I am totally brainwashed by the teachings of Allah. I put a Jihad on you right now. I got your Fartwa right here....
City: Durkistan
Hometown: Bakka Lakka Dakka
Country: Sudan
Occupation: Muslim Extremist Teddy Bear
Companies: Hal Kyda Bus Tours for American Tourists
Interests and Hobbies: I like to blow up baby kittens and stuff like that. I also like to beat up women, the Koran says it's OK to punch chicks in the face once in a while if they get out of line. I am a wife beater. OK? My specialty is putting Jihads on people. I put a Jihad on YOU right now!
Films and Shows: We can't watch any shows because the Ayatolla says it is the work of Satan. We are jealous that the rest of the world gets to watch TV. Our lives suck really bad.
Music: The Taliban says we are not allowed to listen to any music. We can't talk to chicks either, and we also can't jerk off. So basically, we are not allowed to have a life of any kind. Isn't religion swell?
Books: The Koran. Sometimes I read homosexual magazines in the bathroom too, just like Arabs from the middle east. We all hate chicks, that's why we insist they cover their faces.
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mohammedteddy | 06 July 2008
iFLAG12 - you spelled your screen name wrong. You meant to spell it iFAG12, which is what you are.
mohammedteddy | 06 July 2008
Only HOMOSEXUAL Muslims post shit on my page, and then block me from posting to their page. That is CHICKEN SHIT, and shows why Muslim scum are nothing but apes. They can't stand the thought of freedom of speech. All assholes who post comments here and block me are true fags, and I will remove your comments. If you're not man enough to allow my post on your page, then go have sex with Allah. Muzzie queers not welcome here - iFlag12 is an example of a fag who can't stand freedom. He is just another a camel jockey who snipes on my page, then runs and hides like a little bitch. Is that how you Muslims represent yourselves? No wonder people throughout the world hate you - you have no dignity. Enjoy eating goat dicks in your tent, full of sand fleas, and no air conditioning, while I enjoy basking in the glory of freedom. Enjoy being cross dressers, wife beaters, and jerking off to the Qu`ran. Sounds like a great lifestyle.
TheGoatHerder666 | 30 June 2008
I eat pork and take a shit. Then I wipe my ass with the quran.
After that, I piss into muhammed's mouth and have butt sex with allah.
elite227 | 29 June 2008
Thanks for accepting the invite mohammad. If you didnt,i would declare jihad on you!
booyapictures | 20 June 2008
they will make there way back online soon
finallyspring72 | 19 June 2008
The donkey love video is hilarous!.
mohammedteddy | 19 June 2008
I put a full Jihad on Michael Jackson because he is a child molesting freak show.
lilgansta900 | 06 June 2008
WHatt did yo do to mj?
momohahahaha | 03 June 2008
I love your videos go see mine i think you'll like it :)
mohammedteddy | 30 May 2008
AfGangBang:

Your message translated to English means that your mother is a 3 cent whore, and your daddy takes it up the ass and then you were born from your fathers asshole. How's my Deutch, pretty accurate translation huh?