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A culmination of some tripped out bullshit; without all da fun.............
Name: Dennis
Age: 35
!!!I Don't Give A Fuck!!!
Live life to it's fullist, have fun, surround yourself by beautiful people ( not only on the outside; but mainly on the inside), enjoy yourself and others ( even if they are all full of shit- the worse they are- the funnier they get), shy away from all negativity at whatever cost, eat the finests of foods and if you cannot afford it- then just eat good food- make the best of what you have ( a little creativity can go a long ways), listen to the finest of music, drink and be marry. We unfortunately are living in a society where intelligence is soley based on monetary income. It's truly sad; so fuck the ignorant and go ahead and laught at those ignorant Fucks. Even if there is no money- we can still enjoy a beautiful and healthy life.
Culinary: Experiences
The Culinary Institute of America ( Hyde Park, New York), Mentored by Certified Masrer Chef Fritz Sonnenschmidt, Roger Verge's- Ecole Cuisine du Soliel de Roger Verges [ The third American to receive a diploma from Roger Verges( Mougins France)], The Kunstlerhause Lenz- Master Chef Thomas Rutar ( Gladenback, Germany), Apprentership: Bruce Rogers( New York, New York), Reliance Group Holdings- Specialty chef ( New york, New York), Tentation Caterers ( New York, New York), Formost Caterers ( New York, New York), Private catering by the Top Catering Chefs in New York City ( New York, New York), The Doral Country Club ( Miami, Florida), Joy Wallace Caterers ( Miami, Florida), Center and Chess Catering ( Miami, Florida), Genes Catering ( Miami, Florida), The Brasserie: Chef Richard Holly [ of Le Bernardain Group (Miami, Florida)], The Red Fish Grill [ Mischelle Bernstein ( Miami, Florida)], Chops and The Lobster Bar At Chops: Chef Richard Holley ( Atlanta, Georgia), The Brasserie: Chef Robert Holley [ of Le Bernardain Group ( Atlanta, Georgia)], High End Specialty Private Chef on a Yaght ( Touring the Bahamas, and South Florida), and a whole slew of other shit holes and Fuckin shitty dumb ass- so called Chefs.......... As Mr. Al Center once taught me: You can even learn from the Bad Ones; because that is how one learns to not do things the incorrect way.
Job Offers:
Singapore, Spain, Switzerland, England, Bahamas, California, Washington DC and I am sure many other places- but my drunk ass forgot.
Hey: not bad for a Punk Kid from Miami. I have managed to work for all the top Chefs and establishments by the age of 34. That is only about a quarter or so of the places I have dealt with- there are a hell of alot of more places I have not mentioned yet. Here is another one for you- The Pink Pony in Miami, Florida. Had a few month sint of employment there- What A Fuckin Blast!!!! So yeh!!!! With all this useless experience of flippin tacos- all I can get is a 10 to 12 dollar an hour job- Fuck that shit- now do you really wanna become a chef? I have had a blast; but i'll tell you what- I am one broke ass Niggah...........
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City: West Palm Beach, Forida
Hometown: Miami
Country: United States
Occupation: Hamburger Flipper
University/College/School: Ecole Cuisine du Soliel de Roger...
Companies: Da Best
Interests and Hobbies: A Punk Ass Getto Bitch- Flippin Flap Jacks- Drinkin'- Being Left Da Fuck alone- and some good wholesome Porn............. J/K- ha-ha MUSIC- That's what this is all about..... my favorite music and it's colaboration and the evolution of the last centuy or so; which has led to what we know of as music today and where it shall be going......... Being brought up in Miami has enabled me to enjoy different varieties of music and cultures. As to where some may think I'm crazy- it's only their own ignorance and lack knowledge of experiences; which disabled them from comprehending the unknown diverse life styles and different cultures that exist within our societies; so- Fuck-em!!!!!- I may be Broke; but I've had a blast getting there . ---------------------------------------------
Films and Shows: Alice and Wonderland- Resevoir Dogs- Drug Store Cowboy- Falling Down- and anything else that's Fucked Up............ . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Music: Trippie- Funked Out Shit- with a little mush every once and a while; but definately some Fuckin Slayer to wake my Ass up........ Here are some of the artists featured on these pages: Roberta Flack,Andy Summers, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Frank Sinatra, Marvin Gay, Sonic Youth, Cachao, Hank Williams Jr, Astral Projection, Antonio Vivaldi, The Notorious Big, Sara Chang, Chaka Khan, Pig Destroyer, Gladis Knight and The Pips, Modest Mouse, Ella Fitzgerald, Fat Larry's Band, Dubai Chill House, Erykah Badu, Robert Fripp, Fleetwood Mac, Kool and The Gang, Fugazi, Muddy Waters, Johaann Sebastion Bach, The Ting Tings, Micheal Jackson, Spoon, Nan-Na Chang, Neurosis, Axora, Howlin Wolf, Count Basie, Shai Hulud, Tchaikovski, Slayer, Stanley Jordan, Johnny Cash, S.O.D., Charles Mingus, Real Life, Mastadon, Franz Schubert, Earth Wind and Fire, Black Flag, Linda Ronstadt, Freddie Hubbard, Van Halen, Bill Withers, 311, Nu Shooz, Francois Couperin, Garth Brooks, Ministry, Chopin, Snoop Dog, David Allen Coe, Rakim, Led Zepllenin, Victor Wooten, Lamb Of God, Big Daddy Kane, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Iron Maden, Tim Mc-Graw, Fugees, Chick Corea, Butthole Surfers, Billie Holiday, Yoshida Brothers, Social Distortion, Duke Ellington, Corine Baily Ray, Louis Prima, Wilhelm Kempff, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Miles Davis, Lightnin Hpkins, Aretha Franklin, The Isley Brothers, Yundi Li, Dire Straits, Dr. Dre, J. Savalle, Benny Goodman, Art Blakey, Vampire Weekend, Horace Silver, The Supreems, Arthur Rubinstein, Al Green, 12 Girls Band, Beck, Shumann, Louis Armstrong, Aniello Desiderio, Men At Work, Dizzy Gillespie, Anthrax, Sammy Davis Jr., John Williams, David Bowie, Herbie Hancock, Manuel M. Ponce, Randy Rhoads, Dean Martin, Mute Math, Loleini Unga, Against Me, New Edition, Fred Astaire,Talking Heads, Glenn Franz, The Killers, Elvin Bishop, Yes, Bela Fleck, Toto, Ros Royce, Les Paul and Mary Ford, and some comments made from some of our founding Fathers: Malcom X and Martin Luther King!!!!!!! Oh Yeah!!! and for me--- Timothy Leary.......... . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Books: None- I have no attention span............. Please check out the link below. This link is the extention to these OCHIMIAMI pages. In this link- i will try and explain some of the listings posted on these web-sights. Hope you enjoy and please do not hesitate to comment. All comments are welcome and encouraged for support....... Thank You and have a good day......... Dennis...... . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Website: http://ochimiami.blogspot.com/
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knutervalve64 (1 month ago)
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skiantozza (1 month ago)
thanks for the invite ;)
EtaForsaken (1 month ago)
hay! Thank you for comment, I watch yours new playlist tomorrow, now I go work -.- :(
:) :* lot hugs for you!
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