Sex is like math...
add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
leave your solution
and pray that you don't multiply!! LMAO!!(perverted but hilarious)


A
AV
AVE
AVEN
AVENG
AVENGE
AVENGED
AVENGED S
AVENGED SE
AVENGED SEV
AVENGED SEVE
AVENGED SEVEN
AVENGED SEVENF
AVENGED SEVENFO
AVENGED SEVENFOL
AVENGED SEVENFOLD
AVENGED SEVENFOL
AVENGED SEVENFO
AVENGED SEVENF
AVENGED SEVEN
AVENGED SEVE
AVENGED SEV
AVENGED SE
AVENGED S
AVENGED
AVENGE
AVENG
AVEN
AVE
AV
A

S-sexy
Y-you gotta love him
N-never makes bad music
Y-yummy
S-Such an awsome guitarist
T-too hot for you
E-everyday i love him
R-ready to rock
G-Godly
A-Always a freakin babe
T-the best ever
E-everyone loves him
S-So sexy i cannot handel it

Z-zexy
A- an amazing guitarist
C-caring of us (there fans)
K-kind to most people
Y-young
V-vengeance university
E-entertaining to watch
N-nifty
G-great at everything
E-extermily hot
A-adorable
N-nuts in the best kind of way
C-cute
E-exitingly hot

when life gives you lemons you squeeze them in people's eyes and run away screaming =]]


I have the best friends ever!!!!!!!!
dont mess with any of these ppl they r my besties
xIxdontxlovexyoux56x-chrissy
xxparamorexluverxx-ian
spammingassistant02-JANE!!
xXalotofconfusionXx-marie


tell me if i need 2 add u 2 the list

A
AT
ATR
ATRE
ATREY
ATREYU...i love this band
ATREY
ATRE
ATR
AT
A




Girl: Talk to her!
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me...
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell.
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!
Boy: I tell her that daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem, but he'll
never like me...
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy.
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know..?
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're right, I dont like you, I love you
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.



You know you live in 2008 when...
♣1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
♣2. You havent played solitaire with real cards in years.
♣3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don'thaveAIM/LiveJournal/MySpa ce/Facebook.
♣4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
♣6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
♣7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
♣8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
♣9. You were too busy to notice number five.
♣10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
♣11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
♣12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did

just so u know u dont play guitar with your neck bro u play it with your bum bum

PINK IS THE NEW BLACK, PINK IS THE NEW BLACK when we all know that black is the fucking new black silly french =]