stryk0r dot com. (mia.)
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i haven't left to boot camp yet.
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no, i don't believe in sub for sub.

yes, i have attended film school.

yes, i do believe in general principles.

no, i will not give you a foot massage.

no, i'm not 12 years of age. it's up to you to decide on how to interpret wisdom handed down to you by film professors when and if you decide to enroll; i'm perfectly content in laughing from the sidelines.

yes, i'm leaving to the navy.

yes, i will eventually come back to resume.

no, i could give a shitless about subscriptions and comments. i've yet to find a copy of the dark knight who's quality doesn't make my eyes want to bleed.

no, i will not make a video depicting harry potter and malfoy making out. refer to the 12 year old statement above.

yes, i have a myspace.

http://myspace.com/xesfodog
Age: 25
City: cornfuck iowa.
Hometown: central michigan, new jersey.
Country: United States
Website: http://www.stryk0r.com/
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Channel Comments (96)
ceaseishazed (16 hours ago)
despite your obvious hatred of whatever redneck fucks want to see pedo soft-core porn of malfoy/potter's kiss.

you know you set yourself up for it in the goblet of fire parody bro.

;(
KPistons323 (3 days ago)
make a 300 parody
NordicDiamond (1 week ago)
Is there any possibility you could put back 'the island parody'? It was the best one ever. me and my friend used to laugh with it every day here in Finland :))
gnskoi (1 week ago)
let me get some of that ass baby grl
WiccanWorld08 (1 week ago)
Just saw your newest vid :D
Amazing! We'll miss you while you're in the navy
generalren (1 week ago)
where's the other pirates parody?? if you can't put it up here then put host it somewhere else and post the link for us :D i saw a couple other comments after teh same vid too.
stormbringer350 (1 week ago)
What kind of recording device do you use?
stormbringer350 (2 weeks ago)
Why go to bootcamp?
Aren't bootcamps notorious for their abundance of anal rape and ritual brandings to display ones masculinity?
Speaking of laptops, I finally saved enough money for a new mac, but with all the applications and editing tools combined, I could probably buy a car or some other shiny, expensive object that moves.
sheikofaraby2 (2 weeks ago)
Sub4sub man?
stormbringer350 (2 weeks ago)
Ahh dude, you're going to the navy?
That sucks.
I've been working on a parody of a couple movies spliced in together, it's not ready yet, but they're heavily influenced by your type of humor.
Thanks for the inspiration and all that jizz.