Radfax have landed
Sometime whilst you were sleeping on the dark side of Earth a mysterious craft entered the atmosphere.
There are reports that the occupants of this craft have uploaded and are streaming hardwire information onto the mainframe network of the world.
The F.S.I has been trying to delete this information from the network systems before it reaches the public domain.
When we questioned the K.D.F.S regarding this incident they said they had no comment. We can however reveal today that this hardwire information has some very unusual properties, certain information, frequencies and lines embedded within it's signal can lead to the self
Other properties of this signal are not fully understood though it is said that it has the ability to create links into self awareness and self empowerment within humans.

Due to the sensitivity of this information and it's implications we feel it is our duty to make you aware of this recent development. Further to this we add that people who are experiencing "FUTURE SHOCK" or "SYSTEM SHOCK REALITY" may find something within the signal that will let them know they are not alone.

Radfax is a primary vessel containing "sympathetic" life forms. Through the time space continuum using a specialized transcoder known as "The Filter Flask" they have been searching for the missing Keys of Harmony
Through space, the mind state detected there was a planet that contained one of the keys to harmony
Slowing down to pick up the speed of sound they noticed a white noise covered the planet.
On further inspection they found that the white noise made the key of harmony almost impossible to detect.
On landing they attempted to contact earth beings with the use of their Earth Language Vision Intensifier Satellite (E.L.V.I.S)
This sent a signal to communicate through a box shaped device situated in the corner of many living rooms.
Unfortunately many people missed this link as they could not afford the shiny dishes that plugged into their corner boxes, also at around the same time, by some freak coincidence people were out to lunch or having their haircut.