hello, and welcome to the wonderful world of winnie the shit ass, where the laughter never stops until the point when your balls jump straight out of your throat and climb back up your ass.

The other day i got told by a christian that i was putting too much thought into something, i thought, thats your problem m8 your not putting enough thought into it!!!
try thinking a bit more next time!!!!!

joke of the week by Lee Mack

"How do you get a fat bird into bed"...................

"piece of cake"

one thing i hate is when people put ice in your drinks, it might be the slightest bit colder but id rather have a none watered down drink thats slightly fucking warmer.